How I Spent My Weekend

I spent it with someone very special. Here is a photo of them:

I spent my entire weekend with a stuffy and runny nose. I didn't know that you could have both at the same time, but you can.

I come from a family of nose blowers. In my parents house (and my own) you're never more that three feet from a box of tissues. My sister, Essie, is not a nose blower. You couldn't find a box of tissues in her house if your life depended on it. If her kids get a cold they have to use, get this, TOILET PAPER! Toilet paper should be used for one thing and one thing only. I think we all know what that is.

Crap, I have to go blow my nose again!