We had a major snowstorm. A large tree branch fell across my driveway.
Luckily, I didn't have any plans to leave the house today so it wasn't that big of a deal.
After shoveling, I had a craving for some chips and salsa. The salsa jar was new and I had trouble opening it. It slipped out of my hands and crashed to the floor and broke in a hundred pieces.
These two things pale in comparison, however, to what I just found.
A chin hair.
The hair was white. I'm not sure if that's good or bad.
My downward spiral into middle age has official begun.
Oh honey, you're not old. Hair is just hair.(I'm sure it was blonde) Go to the salon and get those suckers waxed.
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