The End of My Hiatus!

I am hereby announcing the official end to my blogging hiatus. It was not taken on purpose, I just got busy. Busy with what, you ask?

Well, here's a little list of what I've been doing:

• Eating copious amounts of chocolate
• Counting my wrinkles
• Helping to care for my mom after hip replacement surgery
• Working
• Passing gas
• Gazing at myself in the mirror (see wrinkles, above)
• Standing, with the refrigerator door open, squirting whipped cream into my mouth
• Celebrating my birthday
• Not exercising
• Trying on these sunglasses. Repeatedly.
• Training my cat to shed outside only
• Fuming at gas prices
• Mocking people who say, "supposebly" and "Valentime's"
• Making excuses for not shaving my legs
• Shopping

So you see, I just haven't had time in my busy schedule to blog. Plus, I haven't had much to write about. Although, I did almost step in dog poop the other day. That's worth writing about.