Grampy Jokes

My dad must have learned some new cool jokes this weekend, you know, from one of his super old cool friends. This friend must have gotten them from a joke book for four year olds.

When he told them, he was laughing so hard that he could barely get them out. I kid you not.

Here they are:

• What did the mountain climber name his son? 
• Cliff
• What did the hamburger chef name his daughter?
• Patty
• What did the lawyer name his daughter?
• Sue
• Why do fluorescent lights hum?
• Because they don't know the words. 

Clearly he needs some new hobbies.