We had a major snowstorm. A large tree branch fell across my driveway.
Luckily, I didn't have any plans to leave the house today so it wasn't that big of a deal.
After shoveling, I had a craving for some chips and salsa. The salsa jar was new and I had trouble opening it. It slipped out of my hands and crashed to the floor and broke in a hundred pieces.
These two things pale in comparison, however, to what I just found.
A chin hair.
The hair was white. I'm not sure if that's good or bad.
My downward spiral into middle age has official begun.