Here are 10 things that she'll never have to say:
- Back off, ladies. He's mine
- Did you remember to pay the water bill?
- Honey, what should we have for dinner?
- Should we go to Cabo for our first anniversary?
- I'm having a hard time finishing all of these wedding thank you's.
- Move over! You're hogging all the covers!
- Where should we spend the holidays this year?
- You left the toilet seat up again!
- I have the best looking husband.
- Can you pick up a pizza on your way home?
There you have it. She's one lucky gal. Actually, I think they're lucky to have found each other. Murderous psychopaths: they're just like the rest of us.
Special thanks to my friend, Melisa, for helping me compile this list.