- Why is there a hobo in my town carrying a Lululemon bag?
- Do all men who drive Corvettes have small...ahem?
- How come my jeans don't fit anymore?
4. How much do these people make? Do they do it for a pack of cigarettes?
5. Do they still make Steak-Umms?
Follow that hobo around town one day. He probably gets into one of those corvettes and drives to his mansion.
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