My current favorite sayings:
- Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
- Who's that fool?
- Goddamn doofus (from my friends Jen & Ivan)
- Beagle (a term for someone who isn't being smart, also known as a Goddamn Doofus)
- I don't give a care
- Who are those hooligans?
- A nap isn't going to take itself
- Goody gumdrops
Some favorites that friends have used:
"A buffet is a friend to no one." Alease
"Martinis are like boobs, one is not enough, but three is too many." Lizzie
"Homely as a bag of cats." Michelle
"The numbers don't lie." John
"I need my eyebrows waxed, they look like two caterpillars fighting above my eyes." Kelly L.
Here are some acronyms that I enjoy using:
LLPOF-Liar, liar pants on fire
LGN-Loser going nowhere
BCD-Behind closed doors
And one of my all-time favorites:
"My underwear is fighting a losing battle with my ass today."
How about you? Do you have any favorite sayings?