Sunday, July 29, 2012

Grampy Jokes

My dad must have learned some new cool jokes this weekend, you know, from one of his super old cool friends. This friend must have gotten them from a joke book for four year olds.

When he told them, he was laughing so hard that he could barely get them out. I kid you not.

Here they are:

  • What did the mountain climber name his son? 
    • Cliff
  • What did the hamburger chef name his daughter?
    • Patty
  • What did the lawyer name his daughter?
    • Sue
  • Why do fluorescent lights hum?
    • Because they don't know the words. 

Clearly he needs some new hobbies. 


  1. I love "Hamburger Chef". Where do these "Hamburger Chefs" work? Certainly NOT Burger King or McDonalds.

  2. I think our Dads should meet and exchange (bad) jokes.