This is not a very ladylike post. So if you think I'm ladylike please stop reading right now. I'd hate to ruin the image you have of me.
Here are some of the popular terms used for this, very important, bodily function:
- Poop
- Poo
- Doody
- Turd
- Feces
- Droppings
- Excrement
Here are some popular saying for the act itself. I'm not saying we use these around my house. But I'm not saying we don't either.
- Dropping the kids off at the pool (or the abbreviation "droppin' em")
- Evacuating
- Eliminating
- Laying some cable
- Dropping a deuce
- Pinching one off
- Building a log cabin
- Make a deposit
- Coffee's kickin' in
Or some popular terms people use for passing gas:
- Fart
- Toot
- The winds
- Crop dusting
- Stink bomb
- Relieving pressure
What are some terms used around your house?
P.S. What's that smell?
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