- I don't know how to buy a lottery ticket
- I don't know how to make coffee (except with a Keurig)
- I fell off a stool today and bruised my upper butt area
- I can be bossy at times
- I don't own a legit pair of pajamas
- My cat refers to me as "Mama"
- I tell my nephews that we can't go into the arcade because they're having a birthday party in there. Really it's just a sign in the front of the store that reads, "Have your BIRTHDAY PARTY here!"
- I judge people who have really dirty eyeglasses
- My second toe is longer than my first toe
- I bought a Gucci wallet off a kid in my class in high school...knowing it was stolen (What? I HAD to have it!)
So, there you have it. A few more pieces to the puzzle.
Have a great weekend!