Thursday, December 13, 2012

A Klassy Kardashian Khristmas

Well, it's that time of year again. Time to hit the mall (or the internet) to find that perfect gift for someone you love, or just pick up a little something for yourself.

Since I like you so much, I thought I'd compile a list for all the gals in your life.

Everything on this list is from my ultimate favorite: The Kardashian Kollection

Let's start with Mom:

Why not get her some nice, leopard print items for the bathroom. Meow!

A gift for your sister or best friend:

Let's face it, we all love leggings. Pair them with a half-shirt and some sky-high heels and you've got yourself an outfit. Perfect for carpooling, errands, doctors appointments. You'll be the envy of all in these babies. 

 Do you live in a warmer climate? These shorts might be your thing. They come in one size: "Peek a Punanny." Don't forget to pair them with 4-5 inch heels. Stunning!  
 Are your kids older and you spend your time lunching with friends? Then this jumpsuit is for you! Unless of course you like to enjoy 6-7 glasses of white zin at lunch. In that case, this isn't for have to take the whole thing off just to tinkle. Stick with one of the items above. 
Next on the list is your husband/significant other/baby daddy: 

Yes, this is something you wear, but let's face it, it's really for HIM
This one is great because it would look great on any body type, it's klassy, plus it looks super comfy. Score! (wink, wink) 
Now, here's one that you could wear everyday. It would look especially nice under a t-shirt. Just think how all your flesh would be squeezed out the bottom of this top. Fabulous! 

Look, there's undies to match! 

 And, of course it comes in leopard print. Purrrr
 Everything here is made from the finest polyester/nylon that money can buy. It's wicked nice. 
Need something to wear to a holiday party? Take a look at these dresses. 

Think it's krazy to wear white this time of year? Think again, you'll be the envy of all in this white hot number. Remember, it's best to go sans panties when wearing a skin tight white dress. 

This one would be great for your husbands office party, especially if he works in a stuffy environment like finance or accounting or a law office. 

I don't really like this one. Everything is too covered up. 
Much better! This would be nice for Khristmas Eve at your in-laws. 

 This would be great for New Years Eve. Don't stand too close to an open flame though. This thing will melt. 
This is for those of you that are ultra conservative. It comes in three sizes: Tight, Skin Tight and Can You See My Organs? 
Remember, if you can breath freely in it, it's not tight enough. 

 A great one for a Yankee Swap with the girls. As an added bonus, if someone has a wardrobe malfunction, you can help them out by giving them one of the safety pins from your dress. 

 Another great one for the husbands Khristmas party. This will also work well if you're meeting your boyfriends parents for the first time. 

You're welcome! Stay klassy! Merry Khristmas! 


  1. I am "kracking" up over here! Thank you

  2. OMG! "Peek a Punanny?!?!? You made choke on my coffee, I was laughing so hard.
    I love your posts on the Kardashian Kollection

  3. As a matter of fact "Khristmas" eve IS going to be at my in-laws this year, so I am seriously considering getting that hawt zebra printed dress to wear......I am sure it would be a huge hit.

  4. "Peek a Punanny" and "Can you See My Organs?" were my favs! As always, I bow to your greatness.