Anyone who's read my blog before, or knows me in real life, knows some of the conversations that have taken place between the Fossils.
I was in the dining room on the computer. My mom (aka Et) was at the kitchen table reading a book. My dad (aka Big Guy) was on his throne, no, not the bathroom one, his recliner in the living room.
Here's what went down:
Big Guy: "Lovey, can you bring me my coffee? I left it in the microwave. "
Et: "Are your legs broken? Get up and get it yourself"
Big Guy: "But I just had a treatment (he had a blue light thing done to his head at the dermatologist) and they told me that I should go home and rest."
Et: "Well, I just had a treatment too (she had been to the dentist) and they told me to rest too."
Big Guy: "Why don't you just bring it halfway, into the dining room, and Laura will bring it the rest of the way to me" *he giggles*
Me: (Shaking my head and getting glimpses of my future when I put these two nut cases in a home)
This is just a typical day at the Fossils. Drinking coffee and resting and reading the newspaper. God, give me strength.