Wednesday, December 8, 2010


In the spirit of Wikileaks, we bring you LoopyLeaks. The following information was found in top secret documents. It was leaked to us by an unnamed source. The facts are as follows:

  • Loopy has to sleep with a fan on.
  • Loopy wears socks to bed but kicks them off in the middle of the night.
  • Loopy is addicted to carbs.
  • Loopy snores.
  • Loopy dyes her hair.
  • Loopy hates to shave her legs.
  • Loopy prefers showering at night.
  • Loopy has joint custody of a cat named Pepper. Her mom is the other joint owner.
  • Loopy is obsessed with the 80's band Bon Jovi
  • Loopy likes free things.
  • Loopy hates exercising.
  • Loopy waits far too long between eyebrow waxes.
  • Loopy likes leggings.
  • Loopy wants George Clooney to return her calls.

Again, this information is classified. You must not share it with anyone. If you see Loopy, try to resist giggling at her behind her back. She's unaware that LoopyLeaks even exists.


  1. What is with George? He won't return my calls either. How rude.

  2. Loopy ALWAYS has chocolate for breakfast

  3. I LOVE this! I want a fan on when I sleep too. I have the opposite thing about shaving my legs. I shave them EVERY single time I shower. If I shower twice a day, I shave twice a day. OCD much?

  4. brilliant! this should be a mandatory bucket list for most :)