Tuesday, October 19, 2010

20,000 A MONTH?!

Recently I was invited (and subsequently uninvited) to an event for bloggers and members of the press. I was so excited. This was the first event that I'd been invited to as a blogger. I sent in my enthusiastic "yes" response, only to be sent an email in return saying that I had to have at least 20,000 readers per month to be eligible. 20,000! Are you kidding me? I have 2 readers a month (you know who you are). I was thinking...maybe if my two readers each got a few thousand friends to join Being Loopy, I could be re-invited.
You know what? I don't want to go to their stupid, smelly, no good, dumb party anyway. I'm happy with my 2 readers. As long as they enjoying reading about my boring life, I'm good. That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.

Thank you and goodnight.


  1. Surely there are more than two! You know there are lurkers!
    20,000 per month? That's crazy. Does PW even have that many?

  2. You're right, maybe I have three!
    I don't know anyone who has that many. PW might, she has a very large following.